The Science Experiment

Stunning. Dramatic. Mind Boggling, Words and phrases not often part of a scientist’s lexicon were used by the scientific community to describe the work of five UCSD based scientists studying the effects of rolling pin desensitation therapy. The expensive and very challenging study was performed earlier this year by Hu Lee, Chi Hang, and Jim Baker at the La Jolla institution of higher learning. The results (shown in numerous pie charts and graphs) decisively and dramatically proved that engaging in prolonged rolling pin desensitization resulted in improved leg kicks and checks. At a nearly 7 to 4 ratio participants experienced increased ability to kick some one as well as defend against an opponents kick. Participants also expressed a greater willingness to drink alcohol in additon to having an interest in playing music at high volume. Anticipation has grow as the date nears when the scientists (excluding scientist Baker) are expected to complete phase two of the experiment which looks at the relationship between rolling pin desensitiation and temperature.